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alpaca poop


The Best 100% Organic Plant Fertilizer.

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alpaca poop


The Best 100% Organic Plant Fertilizer.

give your plants the life they deserve.

Think about it. If your plant is in a pot it’s not natural. It will eventually die of starvation. It’s up to you to supply an environment of balanced nutrition, AND give your “leafy friend” the ability to utilize the food offered.

Meet Mary’s Alpaca Poop+, a scientifically formulated breakthrough in plant care. This is not just another fertilizer but a complete ‘lifestyle change’ for any plant in a pot.

When you think of your plants as Leafy Pets you enjoy feeding them delicious nutrition too!
— Mary Forte

Why is Mary's Alpaca Poop plus The Best?

  • Efficient. Water and feed your plants in one clean, easy-to-use application
  • Safe. Absolutely safe for kids and pets. More than just convenient; it's made for your home.
  • Organic. Alpaca manure is proven to be the best organic fertilizer 
  • Clean. 100% free of parasites, weed seeds and harmful pathogens found in raw manure
  • Odorless. Clean, no mess, no smell. Won't attract insects or pests
  • Easy. No Risk of over dosing your plants. Great to start seedlings too
  • Preventative. Plants are disease-resistant. Everyone is a pro with Poop+
  • Balanced. Macro/micronutrients. All the nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium/potash (roughly 2:3:2 NPK). Teeming with beneficial microorganisms.
  • Plus. Specially composted Alpaca manure + Mycorrrhizal fungi and Yucca blended to create Poop+.  Patent Pending.
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The Alpacas


Producers of the finest poop in the world.

The Alpacas


Producers of the finest poop in the world.

We have 162 professionals working night and day. One could say that they were born to poop. Real naturals.

Alpaca manure has the highest and best-balanced nutritional content of any livestock manure. In fact, horticulturists call this manure "black gold".

Alpacas digest their food for up to 63 hours. The result is the most complete digestion of food by any animal.

Add our lush pastures in Northern Virginia, where our protein content regularly reaches 25% or higher.

Add a supplement with quality orchard grass, some alfalfa, and grain formulations. Add fungi and yucca for root enhancement and solubility and you have a custom artisan blend of the best plant fertilizer available on the planet.  In fact it's better than the best soil and plant food in the world!

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Poop Reviews


100% Customer  Satisfaction - Guaranteed.

Poop Reviews


100% Customer  Satisfaction - Guaranteed.

Hugh Perry

Horticulturist

Hugh Perry

"I use Mary's Alpaca Poop at home. I never expected such results from one product. Organic fertilizer is like a good home-cooked meal. All the key nutrients in the right proportions. This builds good soil structure and stronger, healthier plants that appear to have a desire to bloom much more often. I won't use chemical fertilizers. It's the same as eating a power bar before an athletic event – a quick jolt of energy, but plant health suffers from repeated use.

You can't thrive on power bars and plants can't thrive on chemical fertilizers. Mary's Alpaca Poop+ is rich in organics and micro nutrients for a completely balanced meal that is immediately absorbed.

...I find it a bother to mix liquid fertilizers, equally a pain to 'rough' up the soil before adding dry fertilizer which is often lost to the air if not immediately worked into the soil, ending up as air pollution inside your home.  Dropping a Pod into a watering can, allowing it to dissolve and giving it a good stir  takes only minutes and feeding and watering at the same time is really easy.

It's especially rewarding to watch my plants respond to their weekly diet of Mary's Poop+...they love it and it shows!"

"My Motto: Nothing Balances Nutrition like Nature"
Hugh Perry, Meadows Farms

 

 

 

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How is Mary's Poop Made?


Behind the behinds of our farm in Virginia.

How is Mary's Poop Made?


Behind the behinds of our farm in Virginia.

 
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Poop & Scoop.

We gather up the poop in the paddocks and fields where the alpaca live. Alpaca create common, ‘community piles,’ and the manure itself has a bean-like consistency. We take care not to collect straw, hay, small stones, or other field debris.

We have 162 alpacas; good poop is plentiful. Training the alpaca to poop directly into the wagon (as pictured) is our long-term dream.

Bake & cure.

The manure is put through our special proprietary composting system. The right moisture, aeration, and biologically produced heat are all key. We use forced air to reach thermophillic temperatures of 135°F and higher and maintain this level for 3-5 days. The compost is then cured for up to five months. Everything possibly bad – pathogens, parasites, plant seeds, worming medication residue – is now dead or inert. At the same time, beneficial microorganisms are thriving. The resulting product, which meets EPA criteria for Class A compost, is a stable humus-like soil conditioner without equal.

Grind & pak.

We pulverize the composted poop for increased suspension & solubility in water.   We add Mycorrhizal fungi for the roots and Yucca to reduce plant stress and to make the water wetter. Nutrient uptake is significantly improved.  The organic product is then packaged in water-soluble pouches called Poop+ Pods.  Perfect for home use. Inside & Out.

This product is revolutionary for all plants in any sort of container...   pots, raised garden beds, even hydroponics. Trees and seedlings too.

The complex "Soil Web of Life" is improved by thousands of times!